A few random things …

-I assume everyone has heard about the cruise ship that was attacked by pirates? Seriously, what year are we living in?

-Crazy Tom Cruise is at it again. This time, he canned his sister, who has been suffering the fate of serving as his PR representative. Like it’s her fault that he lost his marbles and started jumping on couches and picking fights with Brooke Shields and Matt Lauer this summer?

-This evening I represented my alma mater at a college fair. I do a lot of these things and they always provide dinner. This usually consists of a big hoagie, which needs to be cut into 1/2-inch pieces to feed 200 people. But tonight's repast was a complete Chinese feast. Fortunately, I’ve recently added Chinese food to my culinary repertoire so I was able to eat, but I thought it was a strange choice to feed a large group. Chinese food is one of those 'you either like it or you don’t' things.

-I can't vote tomorrow because I'll be en route to the airport. At this point, I honestly don't care who wins the N.J. gubernatorial race, I just WANT THEM TO STOP CALLING ME. Jon Corzine's camp has called at least five today, including ONCE ON MY CELL PHONE. How can that be? Are they allowed to do that?

Ok, I think that's all for now.