Hey, I'm not thrilled with how crappy the Jets are this season, but I'm not stabbing anyone in the restroom during games.

It's hard to pick a favorite line from this well-written report. I'd say it's a toss up between a vulgar euphemism for "wimp" and a "gargantuan" amount of fans willing to give up their tickets because of the Jets poor record (now 2-9) lets people who might not otherwise attend games get their hands on season ticket holders' seats.