The news has provided an embarrassment of riches today...

-Because my home state maintains a healthy sense of humor about itself, I found this lede to be rather amusing.
-Perhaps if the Jets offered this sort of service outside the stadium, fans wouldn't be stabbing each other.
-One of my personal mottos is 'winning isn't everything, but losing sucks,' and even I find this to be deplorable.
-Words fail.
-And finally, there really is a market for everything.