My horoscope for today:
It's been a while since you felt vivacious. This afternoon is the perfect forum to introduce the new-and-improved you. Don't be afraid to make a dramatic entrance.
Are they talking to me? In the last 10 days, I've been to seven social gatherings, eaten enough crap and drank enough wine to make me consider fasting and going on the wagon, and gotten remarkably little sleep. It's a wonder I made it to the office today. There will be no new-and-improved me this afternoon.
Check back again tomorrow.
It's been a while since you felt vivacious. This afternoon is the perfect forum to introduce the new-and-improved you. Don't be afraid to make a dramatic entrance.
Are they talking to me? In the last 10 days, I've been to seven social gatherings, eaten enough crap and drank enough wine to make me consider fasting and going on the wagon, and gotten remarkably little sleep. It's a wonder I made it to the office today. There will be no new-and-improved me this afternoon.
Check back again tomorrow.
posted by jersey girl @ 2:30 PM
5 Comments:
At 1/03/2006 3:18 PM,
freakgirl said…
That's hilarious. And I can totally relate.
I feel like a giant slug. I hopped on the exercise bike today out of pure desperation. It helped.
At 1/04/2006 10:47 AM,
jersey girl said…
Good, you've started training early. You should be nice and ready for May 7th!
At 1/04/2006 1:15 PM,
freakgirl said…
Oh, SHUT UP.
At 1/04/2006 1:19 PM,
jersey girl said…
"Raindrops keep fallin' on my head."
At 1/04/2006 1:46 PM,
freakgirl said…
You're killing me.
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