To the person in room 236:

I hate to be nosy, but may I ask how on earth you're spending your late-night hours in southern Oregon? For the past three nights, I've heard your door open at 3 a.m. and the shower start running 10 minutes later. You must be really dirty, too, because that water runs for a good 20 minutes. Are you visiting filthy bars? Pig wrestling? Burying bodies?

I guess my only consolation is that you can't be too happy when I hit the shower at 5:15 every morning. To be honest, I'm not thrilled about that either.

Looking forward to my aquatic serenade later tonight...

Hugs & kisses,
Jersey Girl