Losing some things can be a minor inconvenience. The temporary disappearance of my watch, for instance, was a little thing, and one I could easily work around.
My glasses, however, are another matter altogether. I have been without them since last Wednesday, I don't have a clue as to where they are, and it is a royal pain in my ass. I have the case, but not the actual glasses. It's like they disappeared into thin air. Based on the timing, I don't think I can pin this one on the crazy nephews. They're just gone.
And I have left no stone unturned in my search. I looked in the oven, for christ's sake. My grandfather used to store his wallet in the refrigerator, but I didn't think I had absent-mindedly taken to storing personal items in large kitchen appliances. I haven't.
So as you might be able to tell, this whole situation has made me somewhat cranky, which has in turn limited my interest in shtick.
In the meantime, enjoy this. I know I did.
My glasses, however, are another matter altogether. I have been without them since last Wednesday, I don't have a clue as to where they are, and it is a royal pain in my ass. I have the case, but not the actual glasses. It's like they disappeared into thin air. Based on the timing, I don't think I can pin this one on the crazy nephews. They're just gone.
And I have left no stone unturned in my search. I looked in the oven, for christ's sake. My grandfather used to store his wallet in the refrigerator, but I didn't think I had absent-mindedly taken to storing personal items in large kitchen appliances. I haven't.
So as you might be able to tell, this whole situation has made me somewhat cranky, which has in turn limited my interest in shtick.
In the meantime, enjoy this. I know I did.
1 Comments:
At 8/29/2006 11:44 AM, Todd Cohen said…
I hope you find the specs.....I know I'd be lost without mine. No wait, I'm already lost.
Enjoyed the link....although I am trying to figure out if that cat with the leather jacket is dancing or trying to have intercourse with the garbage cans....
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