If I came downstairs Christmas morning to find that under my tree I'd say, "Where'd this fucking tree come from?!?! I'm Jewish! And who let this shktzah into my house!"
I'm an easygoing Jersey girl who likes simple things - my family and friends, the outdoors, sports and laughter. I like wine and seafood. I like spending time with my husband, who brings out the best in me and accepts the worst. I like my job. I like people who have the potential to amuse or educate me, and know the difference between you're and your.
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At 12/15/2006 12:59 AM, SJPSandman said…
If I came downstairs Christmas morning to find that under my tree I'd say, "Where'd this fucking tree come from?!?! I'm Jewish! And who let this shktzah into my house!"
At 12/15/2006 7:32 AM, Anonymous said…
So you recommend I return my wife's Christmas present? Any other ideas then? Thanks for throwing me into present frenzy 10 days before Christmas.
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