Well, well, well. Thank goodness I was sitting down when I heard this news. I'm shocked.

There is currently a thread on a sports forum I visit titled, "Who's the biggest douche in sports?" Bonds, with 22% of the vote, was winning before this revelation, in a close race with Terrell Owens (19%) and Nick Saban (16%). Throwing a teammate under the bus to avoid incrimination should really skyrocket the poll in Bonds' favor.

"He's a horse that wants to live."

Ok. I am done with this effing horse. I love animals as much as the next person, but enough already. I can't imagine how many needy people could have been fed and housed for the money that has been spent on this horse.