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Monday, February 12, 2007

Dear Sir Standing in Front of Me in Line Yesterday at Victoria's Secret:

Your wife is not going to like that black crotchless number you bought her for Valentine's Day. Take my word for it.

Sincerely,
Jersey Girl

9 Comments:

  • At 2/13/2007 6:19 AM, Blogger jersey girl said…

    The "Take my word for it" was not based on personal experience with black crotchless numbers (and thanks to someone who shall remain anonymous for pointing out how that could have been confusing).

    That was based on the age/size of the husband, and my thus-imagined age/size of the wife. And the fact that the garment in question seemed to be a size negative 2.

    If this man's wife can fit in this garment, he is perhaps the biggest overachiever in the history of mankind.

     
  • At 2/13/2007 7:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Who cares if she likes it? If you investigated further, he probably headed to Godiva next.

     
  • At 2/13/2007 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I am thinking "Sugar Daddy"

     
  • At 2/13/2007 8:53 AM, Blogger SJPSandman said…

    Why are you assuming he was making this purchase for his wife? Maybe he doesn't have a wife. Maybe he doesn't even have a girlfriend. Maybe it was his Valentine's Day gift to himself... or his Johnny Cakes!

    People are so narrow minded :)

     
  • At 2/13/2007 10:20 AM, Blogger freakgirl said…

    Johnny Cakes....hahahahah!

     
  • At 2/13/2007 6:49 PM, Blogger Sunset~Lover said…

    He probably thinks black is slimming - therefore she can fit in the size negative 2. But oh man, I'd hate to be her opening that..........

     
  • At 2/13/2007 7:54 PM, Anonymous Norbert said…

    I'm surprised Victoria's Secret even had something like that. Most of it is pretty dreary.

     
  • At 2/13/2007 7:56 PM, Anonymous Norbert said…

    Actually now I'm interested in what YOU were buying in there.

     
  • At 2/13/2007 11:29 PM, Blogger jersey girl said…

    Given these choices, I'm going with Sugar Daddy. Although, this cat would have to have REALLY deep pockets to snag a dame who could pull off this get-up.

    And wouldn't you like to know, Norbert. :)

     

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