The good news is, I don't feel this poorly today.

But it's close.

(And egads, does Eddie Van Halen look awful or what? Somewhere, Keith Richards is sitting around saying, "Wow, Eddie really looks like shit.")

(An addendum – apparently this picture is a year old, but it’s accompanying the story that hit the wires today regarding Eddie’s checking into rehab. I think we can all agree that seems like a good idea.)