Did you ever get the feeling your parents might have lied to you about something really important? Because I'm starting to think my parents might have lied about my birthday.

For example, this was my horoscope yesterday...

"You've been so sweet lately that it wouldn't hurt to alow yourself a snide quip - a slightly less-than-gracious retort while you pay attention to your own needs for a moment."

I mean, who are they talking about?? I'm the queen of the snide quip. In fact, I think that might become the new subhead for Wine by the Color. I was thinking about "Ain't no Sin to be Glad You're Alive," but "Queen of the Snide Quip" might be just the ticket.