If I were to admit the Evil Empire activated my tear ducts during its year-end show, would my credibility be completely shot?



I mean, come ON. Does that little girl not just melt your heart?

As if that wasn't enough to raise the dust level in Casa Magnolia, read this, then watch this and tell me, what am I supposed to do with that?

And in the event you haven't had enough, might I recommend this week's SI cover story?