The weather in Central Jersey today was a spectacular crapfest, featuring heavy snow and sleet throughout the day. As you can imagine, the roads were a mess, with the majority of my fellow motorists immediately forgetting how to drive due to the precipitation on the ground.

Given this, I ask you - does this seem like a good day to take a student driver out on the road? The fine folks at one local driving education school seemed to think it was. So my speed for the majority of the trip home was a robust seven miles per hour.

Yet another reason people are not allowed to carry weapons in their cars.