After doing roughly 0 stomach crunches in the past six months, I decided to make up for lost time at the gym yesterday. Why do I mention this? Because the end result was a sore mid-section, which has made laughing, coughing and sneezing all painful pursuits.

So needless to say, when I came across this on the wonderment that is Go Fug Yourself, the ensuing fits of laughter almost sent me to the hospital.

Galactic warlords. Good times.