My friend David sent me a link to the five most terrifying local TV Christmas commercials and made sure to point out the first one, a Red Bank hobby store with overly spirited owners. He sent the e-mail at 4:30 a.m., which can be the only explanation for his failure to jump directly ahead to the fourth commercial, as classic a minute and 37 seconds as I have ever seen...



I'm just going to let that speak for itself. But I will point out that there is a web site for Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage, in which the proprietor refers to himself as a former "Street Pharmaceutical Sales Rep."

Consider that an early Christmas present from your friends at Wine by the Color...